The Island Blotter

San Juan County Sheriff's Log — Powered by dad humor

Source: Islands Sounder

Week of Aug 5

A Lopez resident discovered that Facebook harassment doesn't always translate to criminal activity—turns out some posts are just the digital equivalent of shouting into the void, so we let this one go.

Aug 9, 2024 Disturbance
Week of Dec 26

A harassed caller decided they'd rather have peace than press charges, so a deputy helped them navigate the no-contact order process and showed them the legal way to say "please leave me alone."

Dec 30, 2022 Disturbance

An Orcas deputy responded to a Discovery Way disturbance and discovered the only crime was poor communication—thankfully, no charges filed.

Dec 30, 2022 Discovery Way Disturbance
Week of Nov 28

A San Juan resident received threatening text messages and reached out to find out how to fight back legally—turns out, blocks and authorities work better than replying in all caps.

Dec 1, 2022 Disturbance

A student's claim of possessing a knife during an altercation at school resulted in faculty intervention, a weapon seizure, and an ongoing investigation that takes this matter very seriously.

Nov 30, 2022 Disturbance
Week of Jun 27

A Friday Harbor resident became the unwitting star of a fake contest flyer that featured their phone number, resulting in many confused calls; the flyers were eventually tracked down and removed, and the investigation continues.

Jul 3, 2022 Disturbance

A Lopez bar hosted an unexpected romantic comedy when a woman decided that persistent flirting warranted a more direct response—both parties had vacated before deputies arrived, but witness statements confirmed her point was well taken.

Jul 3, 2022 Disturbance
Week of Jan 2

An Orcas Island resident contacted deputies about a potential dispute and received a friendly reminder that options exist for future concerns.

Jan 6, 2017 Orcas Island Disturbance

A male subject was taken into custody at the Friday Harbor Sheriff's Office following a disturbance and charged with two counts of assault and one count of harassment.

Jan 6, 2017 Disturbance

A Lopez landlord-tenant dispute was resolved amicably, proving that sometimes the best way to break the ice is to actually talk to each other instead of through a wall.

Jan 6, 2017 Disturbance